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Depending upon who you ask, the answer will vary. Traditionally, it was common for folks to use floor wash as part of their spiritual cleansing practice. 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Some are milled or powdered, others are cut and sifted, and some are left whole. Please see below for the recommended uses of this wash. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInexplicable Things uses only the best organic herbs and ingredients. Many of these we grow ourselves, right here in the bayou. Or we source locally when possible. We do not add any perfume or cheap colored dye to our oils. They are all natural with pleasing fragrances. You can tell the difference when you smell them! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs with most of our products, they are skin safe. Gloves should not be required - However, we do ALWAYS recommend doing a skin test first! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Uses:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no true right\/wrong way to use our products. If it resonates with you, then do it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of the more common uses of a spiritual floor wash are to mop your entire house, from top to bottom. This gives your home a spiritual cleanse of its own. You can wipe down doorways and windows or door handles on vehicles. You can wipe down spiritual supplies that come from big box type suppliers – much like Florida water is used – they will help remove any negative energy that the item may have hovering around. We have had some folks say they have tried adding a tiny bit to a bath or shower and cleanse themselves. 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Let that flame speak your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat’s Inside This Bottle (Besides Trouble):\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eWe use real herbs, real roots, and real ancestral know-how. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eNo cheap junk. No neon dyes. No weird fake perfumes. Just old-style, folk-heavy conjure oils:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimmered low and slow for at least 16 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eInfused and steeped in dark places like a proper secret\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eStrained and re-blended with fresh herbs, stones, and botanicals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottled by hand, by Mr. Kelly, with a smirk and a prayer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlessed during planetary hours that match the fire signs’ ruling forces\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eThese oils don’t just smell magical—they \u003cem\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e magical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eExternal use only. Don’t drink it. Don’t cook with it. It’s not that kind of potion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlways do a skin test before you slather it on. These are curio, presented for folkloric and historic value. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eColor and herb bits may vary. That’s the beauty of handmade conjure—no two bottles are exactly the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eMagic helps—but it won’t do the heavy lifting if you don’t show up, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNone of our oils are intended for consumption. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e--\u0026gt; You can use this oil on all doorways and windowsills\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e--\u0026gt; You can use this oil in your office or place of business - touch your desk, phone, computer, etc\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e--\u0026gt; You can use this oil on yourself - rub a drop on your hands before going out for the day. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e--\u0026gt; You can use it to dress candles, petitions, poppets that you may wish to use. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e--\u0026gt; You can dress a talisman or something to carry in your pocket and carry with you\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMagic can help you in many ways. It can unlock and open doors, lay a path, manifest a desire. But it is up to you to walk that path, walk through that unlocked door. You Must not rely on magic alone, be prepared to take the necessary actions in your life that will help you manifest the results you are hoping to see. There is no true right\/wrong way to use our products. If it resonates with you, then do it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat is special about our oils?\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eWe have always said our oils and our family magic stem from ancient ancestral energies, but with a modern twist. Our oils are all traditionally crafted in house and ritually blessed. We create them in a family style that has been passed down. For each family recipe, we start with the highest quality herbs and botanical ingredients we can find. Some are milled or powdered, others are cut and sifted, and some are left whole. These herbs and ingredients are blended together and are then slowly introduced to one of several carrier oils that we have found to be most effective for metaphysical use. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eThey are then slowly simmered on a low temperature for a minimum of about 16 hours, sometimes much longer. After this, they are gently cooled to room temperature. This not only guarantees that we keep a close, watchful eye on each batch of oil we produce, but it also guarantees that the herbs are completely infused within the oil. They are then placed in a dark, cool spot from several weeks to several months, depending upon the type of oil it is. Once ready, the oil is then strained and added to a new batch of cut and sifted herbs before being individually bottled by Mr. Kelly. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's all there is to it. We do not use fillers of any kind. We do add stones, resins, flowers or sometimes eco-friendly plant-based glitter, but nothing synthetic and nothing that would harm the environment. We prefer to let the herbs and carrier oils speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eHere at Inexplicable Things, we have taken these amazing herbs, which happen to be part of our cultural heritage, and combined them with other elements found in many other forms of folk magic. We use the essence and properties of each herb, keeping them pure, as they would have been back then. By going through the very same process which we use to create all of our conjure oils, we have allowed these herbs to speak in a voice that may not have been heard for quite some time. We try to let the herbs speak for themselves. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInexplicable Things uses only the best organic herbs and ingredients. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eMany of these we grow ourselves, or we source locally when possible. We do not add any cheap colored dyes or perfumes to our oils. They are natural with pleasing fragrances - but are subtle and can be used when you don't want to be detected. You can tell the difference when you smell them! They are all herbal, no question! This makes them super safe, non-staining, with a light herbal fragrance. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e* \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarnings:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eAll of our oils are made with one of several base carrier oils. These carrier oils are all 100% skin safe. We add only herbs and 100% natural ingredients – no fillers, no synthetics, no colors. With all that being said, we still\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHIGHLY\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003erecommend doing a skin test first – to ensure that you won’t have a sensitive reaction to the herbs used within the oil.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDo not ingest our oils or use internally\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eInexplicable Things cannot be held responsible for any misuse of their products. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo accord with all State and Federal Laws, please be advised that Mama Sha’, Mr. Kelly, nor Inexplicable Things, Inc can make no claims of any supernatural or therapeutic effects or powers of any of the items listed in this shop. In addition, we do not make any claims relative to any outcome(s) pertaining to products that we offer for sale. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAs per Government requirements FDA (Federal Drug Administration), I am required to state that my ritual spell items are sold as CURIOS ONLY, offered solely for entertainment purposes and are not guaranteed to provide any specific abilities or results.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e© Inexplicable Things, Inc®, ™ 2006-2026\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo part of the content, designs, images, product trade name(s), trade product design(s) and product(s) can be used without prior express written\u003c\/em\u003e permission. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Inexplicable Things","offers":[{"title":"Aries","offer_id":48153445269754,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Leo","offer_id":48153445302522,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sagittarius","offer_id":48153445335290,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Trio of Fire Oils","offer_id":48153445368058,"sku":null,"price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/7030\/0410\/files\/fire_sign_oils.jpg?v=1766528314"},{"product_id":"earth-signs-zodiac-spell-oils-🌍-taurus-virgo-capricorn-🌍","title":"Earth Signs – Zodiac Spell Oils 🌍 Taurus • Virgo • Capricorn 🌍","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEarth Signs – Zodiac Spell Oils \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTaurus • Virgo • Capricorn\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor grounded witches, sacred builders, and anyone whose magic starts in the roots.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eNeed to hold your ground, grow your garden, or stack your coins like spells? 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They're made for folks who know that good things grow with time, attention, and intention (and maybe a little swamp grit).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eHandcrafted in small batches, each oil is steeped with aligned herbs and ritually blessed in planetary hours matching each sign’s ruling planet—Venus, Mercury, and Saturn. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose your sign or grab the Earth Trio to anchor your magic across all levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003ePick Your Power:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eTaurus Energy – “Rooted in Gold”\u003cbr\u003eRose, Vervain, Green Aventurine, Cedar and other herbs come together for this oil – it’s great for amplifying abundance and pleasure. It’s all about grounded manifestation. It focuses on sensuality, loyalty and comfort. Use it for money spells, attraction work, or when you need to remember you’re the damn prize.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eVirgo Energy – “Sacred Order”\u003cbr\u003eLavender, Rosemary, Yarrow, Smokey Quartz – this oil is crafted for clarity, focus, healing, and divine service. It supports natural gifts of discernment and helps organize the chaos and bring the witchy brain back to balance. Perfect for spell planning, study, or when you need your magic \u003cem\u003ein order and on purpose\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCapricorn Energy – “Mountain Made”\u003cbr\u003eVetiver, Cedar, Thyme, Hematite all lend their properties to this oil. This is suited for ambition, endurance, ancestral connection, and long-haul manifestations. Use it for legacy work, protection, or slow, serious success and of course, that ever-famous Capricorn self-discipline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eEarth Trio – All 3 Oils\u003cbr\u003eFor witches who want it all—rooted, refined, and ready to rise. Save a little when you grab the set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eHow to Use This Magic:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDress green, brown, or gold candles for spells tied to abundance, growth, health, or discipline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnoint yourself before interviews, goal setting, rituals for home, or long-term intention work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd to spell jars, mojo bags, or charm bundles for prosperity, healing, or strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eRub into your hands before planting something—physical or magical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrite a steady, realistic petition and anoint it with oil before placing it under a candle or in your wallet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSwamp tip:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Earth signs don’t rush, and neither should your magic. Use this oil when you’re ready to \u003cem\u003ecommit\u003c\/em\u003e to the spell and the follow-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat’s Inside This Bottle (Besides Trouble):\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eWe use real herbs, real roots, and real ancestral know-how. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eNo cheap junk. No neon dyes. No weird fake perfumes. 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It can unlock and open doors, lay a path, manifest a desire. But it is up to you to walk that path, walk through that unlocked door. You Must not rely on magic alone, be prepared to take the necessary actions in your life that will help you manifest the results you are hoping to see. There is no true right\/wrong way to use our products. If it resonates with you, then do it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat is special about our oils?\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eWe have always said our oils and our family magic stem from ancient ancestral energies, but with a modern twist. Our oils are all traditionally crafted in house and ritually blessed. We create them in a family style that has been passed down. For each family recipe, we start with the highest quality herbs and botanical ingredients we can find. Some are milled or powdered, others are cut and sifted, and some are left whole. These herbs and ingredients are blended together and are then slowly introduced to one of several carrier oils that we have found to be most effective for metaphysical use. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eThey are then slowly simmered on a low temperature for a minimum of about 16 hours, sometimes much longer. After this, they are gently cooled to room temperature. This not only guarantees that we keep a close, watchful eye on each batch of oil we produce, but it also guarantees that the herbs are completely infused within the oil. They are then placed in a dark, cool spot from several weeks to several months, depending upon the type of oil it is. Once ready, the oil is then strained and added to a new batch of cut and sifted herbs before being individually bottled by Mr. Kelly. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eThat's all there is to it. We do not use fillers of any kind. We do add stones, resins, flowers or sometimes eco-friendly plant-based glitter, but nothing synthetic and nothing that would harm the environment. We prefer to let the herbs and carrier oils speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eHere at Inexplicable Things, we have taken these amazing herbs, which happen to be part of our cultural heritage, and combined them with other elements found in many other forms of folk magic. We use the essence and properties of each herb, keeping them pure, as they would have been back then. By going through the very same process which we use to create all of our conjure oils, we have allowed these herbs to speak in a voice that may not have been heard for quite some time. We try to let the herbs speak for themselves. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eInexplicable Things uses only the best organic herbs and ingredients. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eMany of these we grow ourselves, or we source locally when possible. We do not add any cheap colored dyes or perfumes to our oils. They are natural with pleasing fragrances - but are subtle and can be used when you don't want to be detected. You can tell the difference when you smell them! They are all herbal, no question! 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For each family recipe, we start with the highest quality herbs and botanical ingredients we can find. Some are milled or powdered, others are cut and sifted, and some are left whole. These herbs and ingredients are blended together and are then slowly introduced to one of several carrier oils that we have found to be most effective for metaphysical use. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey are then slowly simmered on a low temperature for a minimum of about 16 hours, sometimes much longer. After this, they are gently cooled to room temperature. This not only guarantees that we keep a close, watchful eye on each batch of oil we produce, but it also guarantees that the herbs are completely infused within the oil. They are then placed in a dark, cool spot from several weeks to several months, depending upon the type of oil it is. Once ready, the oil is then strained and added to a new batch of cut and sifted herbs before being individually bottled by Mr. Kelly. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThat's all there is to it. We do not use fillers of any kind. We do add stones, resins, flowers or sometimes eco-friendly plant-based glitter, but nothing synthetic and nothing that would harm the environment. We prefer to let the herbs and carrier oils speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003eHere at Inexplicable Things, we have taken these amazing herbs, which happen to be part of our cultural heritage, and combined them with other elements found in many other forms of folk magic. We use the essence and properties of each herb, keeping them pure, as they would have been back then. By going through the very same process which we use to create all of our conjure oils, we have allowed these herbs to speak in a voice that may not have been heard for quite some time. We try to let the herbs speak for themselves. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003eInexplicable Things uses only the best organic herbs and ingredients. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003eMany of these we grow ourselves, or we source locally when possible. We do not add any cheap colored dyes or perfumes to our oils. They are natural with pleasing fragrances - but are subtle and can be used when you don't want to be detected. You can tell the difference when you smell them! They are all herbal, no question! 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