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Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls

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    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Doll

    Handmade. Blessed. Ha! Slightly menacing.
    🖤 Each doll is unique — fabric, herbs, and adornments will vary.

     

    These aren't your tourist-trap voodoo dolls — this is real Southern folk magic, straight from the mossy banks of 12 Mile Bayou and Caddo Lake.

    Each Swamp Witch Doll is hand-crafted by Mama Sha' (the OG Swamp Witch) using salvaged, collected, and spiritually charged materials. The dolls are rooted in sympathetic magick and have been used across cultures for centuries — for healing, for cursing, for protection, for power. These are custom, made to order, and they’re designed with a single magical purpose in mind.

    No multitasking dolls.

    No drama queens.

    Just focused, functional magic.

    Crafting may take up to several weeks, depending on weather and material conditions. (Yes, seriously. Bayou things are damp. And yes, Mama Sha' lets them fully dry — no moldy magic here.) This dry time also ensures no chiggers! 'Cause ain't nobody got time for that, babies!

     

    Your Custom Doll May Be Made For:

    • * Baneful magick (cursing, hexing, jinxing, chaos)

    • * Protection (of self, family, space, or clients)

    • * Love drawing (for you or someone else)

    • * Road opening (removing blocks)

    • * Healing work

    • * Luck and money drawing

    • * Business success

     

    Each doll includes:

    • * Blessed & charged doll, crafted just for your intention

    • * Instructions for waking, baptizing, and feeding the doll

    • * Info on cleansing and safe storage (when applicable)

    • Note: Curse dolls should never be cleansed or reused. These are best placed in a mirror box, or buried, or you can send them back to Mama Sha' for disposal.

     

     

    What Not To Do:

    • Do not get it wet

    • Do not let your dog chew on it (seriously)

    • Do not wash it

    • Do not take it apart

    • Do not let anyone else handle it

    If something happens (water damage, mildew, etc.) — thank the doll, and give it a proper burial. Its work is done.

     

    Before You Order:

    When sending your request, keep it simple:
    Who. What. Why.
    No life story needed — just the essential info to focus the work.

     

    Legal & Magical Disclaimer:

    These dolls are tools, not miracle workers.

    Your outcome depends on your energy, consistency, and intent.

    We make no guarantees of results.

    All items are sold for metaphysical purposes only.
    We do not offer medical or psychological advice.
    If you're experiencing health issues, consult a licensed professional.

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    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls
    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls
    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls
    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls
    Custom Made Louisiana Swamp Witch Dolls