Assblaster 3000 Multi Purpose Hexing/Cursing/Protection Oil

Ass Blaster 3000 is a handcrafted, no-nonsense, multi-purpose curse oil made from my own proprietary recipe. This blend was allowed to mature and steep for a full lunar month, letting it reach maximum potency before being bottled.

This oil is designed for serious work. Use it in curses and hexes, as a roadblock remover when something (or someone) is actively standing in the way of your progress, or as an amplifier in spellwork that requires a firm hand and clear intent. It can be used to dress candles, poppets, gris-gris, sigils, talismans, and in the construction of protective wards with a built-in return-to-sender clause… with an extra kick.

Each bottle contains .17 oz (just over 2 drams) and comes with a dropper for a reason—this oil is concentrated, and a little goes a long way.

⚠️ IMPORTANT SAFETY WARNING ⚠️
Do NOT get this oil on your bare skin or clothing. Use the dropper, a wood or metal stylus, or wear gloves during application. Some components may cause skin irritation, and the aroma is strong and persistent—the scent will linger even after thorough washing. Always use in a well-ventilated area or outdoors. Do not use if you have a tree nut allergy!

This oil is not subtle. It is not gentle.
It is for when you are done asking nicely.