{"product_id":"funeral-punch-soy-melts-and-bars-collection","title":"Funeral Punch - Soy Melts and Bars - Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFUNERAL PUNCH - Soy Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 💀 \u003cem\u003eVibrant. Chaotic. Probably cursed.\u003c\/em\u003e 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho spiked the afterlife? “Funeral Punch” is a loud, citrusy slap to the senses—like someone brought jungle juice to a séance. This scent blends syrupy cherry, electric citrus, and questionable choices into something far too cheerful for the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ Comes in:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax Melts (Clamshells)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Snap, melt, cause a scene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFat Snap Bars\u003c\/strong\u003e – Thicc slabs of hot pink rebellion, for when subtle mourning isn’t cutting it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🕯️ Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGiggling at your own funeral\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLighting candles out of spite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurning your living room into a haunted cocktail lounge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e your grandma’s rose potpourri. Unless your grandma was a chaos goblin with a flask in her purse. In which case… carry on her legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCandle Safety Warnings \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever leave a burning candle unattended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep away from things that catch fire (curtains, books, swamp moss, etc.).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBurn on a heat-resistant surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not burn for more than 4 hours at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop burning when about ¼ inch of wax remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInexplicable Things always recommends that you remove the charm, stones or any whole herbs prior to burning. Always burn your candles on sturdy, heat resistant surfaces or holders. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease keep an eye on your candle while it burns. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNEVER leave a lit candle unattended and be sure to keep the candle away from children, pets or drafty areas. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInexplicable Things, Inc cannot be held responsible for any misuse of their products. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Inexplicable Things, Inc®, ™ 2006-2026\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo part of the content, designs, images, product trade name(s), trade product design(s) and product(s) can be used without prior express written permission. All rights reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Actual colors of the candles may vary. *\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Inexplicable Things","offers":[{"title":"Tart Clamshell","offer_id":48284591194362,"sku":"FUNERAL CLAMSHELL","price":5.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Snap Bar","offer_id":48284591227130,"sku":"FUNERAL - BARS","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/7030\/0410\/files\/funeral_punch_1.jpg?v=1770238998","url":"https:\/\/www.witchsey.com\/products\/funeral-punch-soy-melts-and-bars-collection","provider":"Witchsey Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}